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A Columbia County Boy's Recollections and Memories of Columbia County Florida (2012) Lenvil H. Dicks

A LITTLE HUMOR

Little Johnny came in the house one morning, after having been playing outside with his friend from
next door, Billy, and said to his mother, “Mama, Billy wants to know what you call it when two people
go to bed and one gels on top ofthe other.” His mother thought to herself that if he were old enough to
ask such a question, that he perhaps was old enough to understand the answer so she said, “Well Johnny
they call that sexual intercourse.” Now why don’t you go back outside and play with Billy some more.

So Johnny went outside and was playing with his little friend and after a short time Billy’s mother came
to the door and knocked on it. Johnny’s mother came to the door to see what she wanted, and Billy’s
mother told Johnny’s mother, “I am quite upset with you for the way you answered the question Johnny
put to you this morning”. Johnny’s mother answered, “Why, what do you mean?”

Billy’s mother answered her by saying, “Well, you know the correct answer to Johnny’s question was
bunk beds”.

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