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... lr ·. halker- "Inman, what i: a ~ piral ·tair-way ?"
Inman uie- ''A circle."
Horae Wil on- "It i not; it'~· ~ on1 thing that will mak you drunk;
ther wa one in the hot l wh r w ~~ tay d in uba."
L o Thoma~-"That'~ not what mad you drunk in 'uba.''

of ni r · all r mind u ... ·,
could mak a mighty r p,
If w could but l av b hind u ·
The d t ·t d nam of pr p.

li · · Tribble- "Robbi , \vhat i th u of pho ·phoru · in plant~· ?"
Robbi - " o th plant may b abl to : how to grow."

.~. Ir.. . halk r, giving out the singl of word · and th pupil writing h
plural, he came to th word g o ... -quill, and harli Tribbl p ll d it,
g e-quill.

:Moth r- "I think it' · wond rful to hav a limou in light d in~· id lik
that one of Georg ' ."
Innocent daught r- "That' · funny; I nev r aw any light ."

Alfr d- "That young brid wor ·hip her hu band, do n' h ?''
Ethel- "Well, he place burnt offering~ befor him thre tim · a day."

Fre hman' definition of a hug-En rgy gon to wai ·t.

Ye , Jim, all boy imagine that th y will do ju t a th y pl
a they are 21, but om of them get marri d.

The teacher a ked th kid \vhat he kn w ab ut th :Mongolian ac .
The kid allow d a how h kn w nothing about it, a h w nt to th ba ball
game in tead.

1\:Ii Tribble-"When you examin a dog' lung · under th micro cop ,
what do we find?"
J arne -"The at of hL pant , I suppo · "

You can alway tell a nior,
He i o dately dr d.
You can alway tell a Junior,
y the way he well hi. ch ·t.
You can alway t ll a Fre hman
y hi timid look and uch ;
You can alway tell a ophomor ,
But you cannot tell him much.

Agn (in Phy ic )-"Mi Tribble, i thi all I hav to know about
len e ?"
Mi .. Tribble-"Ye ; if you know that you hav it in a nut hell."

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