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Some Stuff I Wrote and Some Stuff I Didn't (2011) H. Morris Williams

*A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I
hear you're getting married?'

■Yep!'

'Do I know her?'

'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?'

'Not really.'

'Is she a good cook?'

'Naw, she can't cook too well.'

'Does she have lots of money?'

'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'

'Because she can still drive!'

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