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I,  Ralph  Little,  hereby  will  my  ability  to  get  along  with  Mr.  Folsom  to  Harry  Lee  Crews.
             I,  R.  A.  Lord,  do  hereby  will  my  drawing  board  and  T-Square  to  Mr.  Fortner.
              I,  Ann  McBride,  do  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  musical  inclinations  and  my  ability  to  do  acrobatics
          to  Carolyn  Black.
              I,  Jack  McGlew,  being  of  sound  mind  and  body  do  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  ability  to  star  on
          the  football  team  to  Howard  Hurst,  who  will  no  doubt  need  it.
              Me,  Tommy  McKee,  being  of  questionable  sanity  and  erratic  mind  do  hereby  will  my  pitching  "fire"
          arm  to  Harold  Taylor.
              I,  Billy  McLaren,  being  of  sound  mind  and  of physical  fitness  do  hereby  will  one  of  my  size  11  boots  to
          Betty  Tolleson  and  my  scholastic  ability  to  Charles  Okerstrom.
             I,  Betty  McNeal,  being  of  big  body  and  sound  mind  do  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  32-inch  waist-
          line  to  ]annette  Brannon,  whose  is  25.
              I,   ita  Martin,  will  my  ability  to  chew  and  pop  my  gum  longer  than  anyone  else  in  school  to  "Sissy"
          lves  and  my  great  athletic  ability  to  June  Hammons.
             I,  Aubrey  Mears,  being of  sound  body  and  unsou nd  mind  will  my  abiLy to  sleep  in class  to  any  fortunate
          person  who  can  get  away  with  it.
              I,  Usina  Meeks,  hereby  will  my  ability  to  get  out a  half-day  of  school,  to  Laura  June  Mershon,  who  is
          in  very  bad  need  of  it.
             I,  Edmund  1ilton,  in  my  eruditeness  and  diminutive  body  do  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  ability  to
         speak  ambiguously  to  Jerry  Mathews.
             I,  James  Montgomery,  being  of  sound  body  and  empty  arms,  will  my  ability  to  save  money  to  Bobby
          "Ubangi" Carter, and to  Gene Cox,  the  title  "Biggest Flirt," which  was passed  down to me from  Byron  Hollings·
          worth.
              I,  Lamar  Pearce,  just  being,  do  hereby  will  my  ability  to  crack  corny  jokes  to  Gury  "Giggles"  Chambers,
          without  paying  people  to  laugh  at  them.
             I,  Charlie  Phillips,  being  of  unsound  mind  and  body  do  hereby  will  my  ability  to  make  love  to  "Flabby
          Jaws"  Bedenbaugh  with  full  understanding  he  will  marry  Evelyn  Anderson  before  he  graduates.
             To  whom  it  may  concern,  me,  Mary  Beth  Phillips  being  of  insane  body(?)  to  mention  nothing  of  my
          mind  do  hereby  will  as  Jean  Ogden  so  willed  upon  me,  my  dignity  to  Sissy  lves.
              I,  Shirley  Pope,  being  of  small  mind  to  say  nothing  of  my  body,  will  said  body  to  Patsy  Ruth  Harris
          and  my  aspiratoins  to  be  a  football  player  to  Snig.
             I,  Dolphus  Rivers,  solemnly  will  my  old  rough  drawing  and  uneven  T-Square  to  Kenneth  Morton.
              I,  Billy  Roberts,  being of sound  mind and weak  body do  hereby will  my  manly  chest  to  "Tojo"  Higgs.
              I,  Norma  Robinson,  do  hereby  will  my  talking  ability  to  Irene  Murray;  and  my  typing  ability  I  leave  to
          Tercie Dicks.
             I,  Earl  Rowan,  having  a  well  built  mind  and  an  educated  body  do  hereby  will  my  seat  in  detention
          hall  to  Bill  Murray.
             I  Arthur  Sasser,  being  of  unsound  mind  and  unpure heart  hereby  will  my  tallness  to  Doyle  Cason.
              I,  Merry  Lou  Shepard,  being  of  absent  mind  and  not  so  absent  body  will  my  aforesaid  absentminded-
          ness  to   atasha  Ablon,  and  my  nickname,  Bones,  which  was  willed  to  me  by  Buddy  Goodbread  last  year,
          to Katherine Jacobs.
             I,  Margaret  (''I'm  married")  Sirmons,  leave  everything  to  Yvonne  DeVane  except  my  husband,  which
          I  think  I'll  keep  for  awhile.
             I,  Pat  Sloane,  haven't  got  any  worldly  possessions  to  will  to  anyone.  My  one  asset  is  my  "Southern"
          accent  (acquired  after  much  practice)  and  I  leave  it to  Mr.  Faye,  who  needs  it like  a  hole  in  the  head.
              I,  Barbara  Spearman,  do  hereby  will  my  ability  to  get  married  to  Libby  Morgan  and  my  ability  to  read
          shorthand  to  Yvonne  De Vane.
              I,  Leonard  Symond,  do  hereby  will  my  ability  to  say  "cooter"  and  pronounce  my  "s's"  without  whistling
          to  Mr.  Charles  Fay.
              I,  James Thomas,  "being  the Champion," hereby will and bequeath my  ability to  let passes slip through my
          hands  to  "Pee  Wee"  Bums,  the  runner-up  of  the  50-51  football  season.
              I,  Wilfred  Tyre,  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  large  feet,  (size  8~) to  Harold Taylor  (size  13).
              I,  Alida  Van  lderstine, being of sound  mind do  hereby  will  my  ability  to  go  steady  to  Joanna  Adicks  and
          my  ability  to  stay  on  the  Honor Society  four  years  to  Harold  Taylor.
              I,  Betty  Jo  Waldron,  leave  my  ability  to  graduate  to  my  brother,  John.
              Hear  ye!  Hear  ye!  1e,  Mary  Virginia  Wilkes,  does  will  and  bequeath  the  bone  in  my  leg  to  Sharron
          Higgs.
              I,  Elizabeth  Williams, being of sound mind and what  body  do  hereby  will  and  bequeath  my  few  inches
          in  height  to  Edward  Jenkins  who  is  in  great  need  of  them  and  my  ability  to  graduate  to  Grace  Darley.
              To  whom  it  may  concern!  I,  Peggy  Jo  Williams, just being, hereby will and bequeath my pleasing temper
          to  Patty  Bruce  and  my  big  brown  eyes  to  Joanne  Geibeig.
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