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I, Ralph Little, hereby will my ability to get along with Mr. Folsom to Harry Lee Crews.
I, R. A. Lord, do hereby will my drawing board and T-Square to Mr. Fortner.
I, Ann McBride, do hereby will and bequeath my musical inclinations and my ability to do acrobatics
to Carolyn Black.
I, Jack McGlew, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to star on
the football team to Howard Hurst, who will no doubt need it.
Me, Tommy McKee, being of questionable sanity and erratic mind do hereby will my pitching "fire"
arm to Harold Taylor.
I, Billy McLaren, being of sound mind and of physical fitness do hereby will one of my size 11 boots to
Betty Tolleson and my scholastic ability to Charles Okerstrom.
I, Betty McNeal, being of big body and sound mind do hereby will and bequeath my 32-inch waist-
line to ]annette Brannon, whose is 25.
I, ita Martin, will my ability to chew and pop my gum longer than anyone else in school to "Sissy"
lves and my great athletic ability to June Hammons.
I, Aubrey Mears, being of sound body and unsou nd mind will my abiLy to sleep in class to any fortunate
person who can get away with it.
I, Usina Meeks, hereby will my ability to get out a half-day of school, to Laura June Mershon, who is
in very bad need of it.
I, Edmund 1ilton, in my eruditeness and diminutive body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to
speak ambiguously to Jerry Mathews.
I, James Montgomery, being of sound body and empty arms, will my ability to save money to Bobby
"Ubangi" Carter, and to Gene Cox, the title "Biggest Flirt," which was passed down to me from Byron Hollings·
worth.
I, Lamar Pearce, just being, do hereby will my ability to crack corny jokes to Gury "Giggles" Chambers,
without paying people to laugh at them.
I, Charlie Phillips, being of unsound mind and body do hereby will my ability to make love to "Flabby
Jaws" Bedenbaugh with full understanding he will marry Evelyn Anderson before he graduates.
To whom it may concern, me, Mary Beth Phillips being of insane body(?) to mention nothing of my
mind do hereby will as Jean Ogden so willed upon me, my dignity to Sissy lves.
I, Shirley Pope, being of small mind to say nothing of my body, will said body to Patsy Ruth Harris
and my aspiratoins to be a football player to Snig.
I, Dolphus Rivers, solemnly will my old rough drawing and uneven T-Square to Kenneth Morton.
I, Billy Roberts, being of sound mind and weak body do hereby will my manly chest to "Tojo" Higgs.
I, Norma Robinson, do hereby will my talking ability to Irene Murray; and my typing ability I leave to
Tercie Dicks.
I, Earl Rowan, having a well built mind and an educated body do hereby will my seat in detention
hall to Bill Murray.
I Arthur Sasser, being of unsound mind and unpure heart hereby will my tallness to Doyle Cason.
I, Merry Lou Shepard, being of absent mind and not so absent body will my aforesaid absentminded-
ness to atasha Ablon, and my nickname, Bones, which was willed to me by Buddy Goodbread last year,
to Katherine Jacobs.
I, Margaret (''I'm married") Sirmons, leave everything to Yvonne DeVane except my husband, which
I think I'll keep for awhile.
I, Pat Sloane, haven't got any worldly possessions to will to anyone. My one asset is my "Southern"
accent (acquired after much practice) and I leave it to Mr. Faye, who needs it like a hole in the head.
I, Barbara Spearman, do hereby will my ability to get married to Libby Morgan and my ability to read
shorthand to Yvonne De Vane.
I, Leonard Symond, do hereby will my ability to say "cooter" and pronounce my "s's" without whistling
to Mr. Charles Fay.
I, James Thomas, "being the Champion," hereby will and bequeath my ability to let passes slip through my
hands to "Pee Wee" Bums, the runner-up of the 50-51 football season.
I, Wilfred Tyre, hereby will and bequeath my large feet, (size 8~) to Harold Taylor (size 13).
I, Alida Van lderstine, being of sound mind do hereby will my ability to go steady to Joanna Adicks and
my ability to stay on the Honor Society four years to Harold Taylor.
I, Betty Jo Waldron, leave my ability to graduate to my brother, John.
Hear ye! Hear ye! 1e, Mary Virginia Wilkes, does will and bequeath the bone in my leg to Sharron
Higgs.
I, Elizabeth Williams, being of sound mind and what body do hereby will and bequeath my few inches
in height to Edward Jenkins who is in great need of them and my ability to graduate to Grace Darley.
To whom it may concern! I, Peggy Jo Williams, just being, hereby will and bequeath my pleasing temper
to Patty Bruce and my big brown eyes to Joanne Geibeig.