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                  "My  doggy  ale  my  bqmework.                      Zachanah  \ndcrson
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                      l-Ie  che'f/ed  il  up.  I said.                   St.phcn ,\mau
                                                                        ( ourtnc}  Bamc'
                   ~~ul when  I offered  my  excuse
                      y teacher  shopk  her  head.
                     savy  this . wasn I going  welL
                         I didn I want  fo  faiL
                  ~efore I she  had  a chance  to  talk.
                          added  to  the  tale:                           Tjkr Barnes
                                                                          il\<tnnah  Barr
                                                                        Brandon  Batten
                  .. ~efor~ he  ale.  he  look  my  work
                       And  tossed  il  in  a pol.
                   Ue  sirpmered  il  with  succotash
                        I ill  il  was  piping  hot.
                                                                         Da\ 1d  Bechtel
                .. Ue  :;~rambled up  my  science  notes                 \usun Benton
                    1                                                    Bf)an Biam:h1
                    With  eggs  and  bacon  strips.
                 Along_ wiln  sauteed  spelling  words
                      And  baked  polafo  chips.

                    "U~ then  look  my  arithmetic
                                                                           R::run  Bill'
                      And  had  il  gently  fried.                       ( herol..ee  B1rd
                 Ue  broiled  both  my  book  reports                   Reginald Blad;
                      With  pickles  on  the  side .


                     .. Ue  wore  a dogry  apron
                  As he  cooked  a no ebook  slew .
                  .  _De  barked  when  objec led ...                     Kem  Bot>nc
                  There  was  nothing  could  do .                     Au  tm  Bradbcff)
                                                                        Brittany  Bnnl..
                 .. D~·  he  wear  a doggy  chef  hat? ..
                  ..   y  leo~her gay~ a scowL
                     e did.  I said.  And  laking  i.l
                     ould  only  make  him  growL
                                                                       K1mberlee  Bf)an
                                                                         I laic}  Bul..cr
               My  teacher  frowned.  but  then  I said                 I rank Cahoon
                   ..  As quickly  as  I could.
                   'lle covered  il  with  ketchup ..
                   And  he  said  il  lasted  good.

                'A lalkjn,q  dog  who  likes  to  cook? ..             athan1el  astano
                       IVIy  teacher  had  a  fit.                     arncron Certain
                                                                         Sidnie Childs
                    SAhe  sent  me  to  the  9ffice.
                        nd  that  is  where  I sit.

                   I gu~ss I made  a big  mistake
                       In  ljlling  her  alllhal.
                  · Cpuse  don· I have  a doggy.
                     II  was  eaten  by  my  caf.
                               ~~  ~e"" Ne~~at
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