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Some Stuff I Wrote and Some Stuff I Didn't (2011) H. Morris Williams

JOKES JOKES

*Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the

other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just
full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age.

How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

*A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new

hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's
state of the art. It's perfect.'

'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'

*Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'

Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'

Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

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