Page 21 - a-columbia-county-boys-recollections-and-memories-of-columbia-county-florida-(2012)-lenvil-h-dicks

A Columbia County Boy's Recollections and Memories of Columbia County Florida (2012) Lenvil H. Dicks

A LITTLE HUMOR

Two elderly Jewish gentlemen were silting on a park bench in Miami Beach, and the subject of
irregularity came up. One of the old men told the other one, “You know, the older I get the more trouble
1 have with constipation. Are you bothered with that?”

The other old man replied, “Well no not at all. In fact, I have a good bowel movement every morning
promptly at 7 a.m., and you could set your clock by it.”

The other old man replied, “Well, that must be absolutely wonderful!”

The other replied, “No, it’s terrible”. The other one said, “Why?” The reply was, “Well, you see, I don’t
arise until 8”.

13

www.LakeCityHistory.com LCH-UUID: B423BA50-F22B-4D87-A44C-403308C92982