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Prof. Brittain (in p )CholoQ") cia ) - ".:\Ir. Le,,i. ~t\l' the differl'nt or of
h) poth e . ''
Ro\ Le\\ is- " The principal one pareQorical - the other umditional."

Paul .unp (in hotan) cia s) - "Prot. Lon~. ''h) doe the Lord ·eep on makin~
toad tool "> The tro~ !H'\ n u e them."

If ~I r . fh er' Hem rr 'ani ''a gra } . "cHrld Leota ( iardner and 'ecil .:\I oon·?

\Vh) do the l·rat bo)s lie adine fare powder? Beutu e Ed,,anl ewton keep
it on hand.

If Robert Ela rhee \H'igh 200 pound . ''hat does :\I i H ollowa} ?

Helms (standing in tront ot \Vrse\ Drul! , tore) "I knm\ \\hat I'll do. I'll
get one more tra\\ herr} ire cream soda. and then I'll go on tlv· '' ater wa~on."

Lee \Id.ean (in the rate) - ":ee here. \\aiter. here' a preu· of \\ood 111 111)
au·age !"
")e. ir." replied the waiter. "hut I'm sure-er"-
' ure nothing! I don't mind eating the de g. hut I'll be hanged if I'm rorng to
eat the kenne I. too!''

Prot. Rrchardson to Jame Bartle} - "1 fit tab ,t four-month old ,,oodpecker. with
a rubber hill. nine tPonths and thirteen da) to peck a hole through a C)pre s log that
rs hig erwugh to makt 177 htnl!les. ,tnd tt ta e I o- hinl!le to make a bundle worth
q3 cent. how long will rt take a crP e)ed l!r<h hopper. \\tth a cork leg. to -ick all
the eed out of a dill pickle?"

Prof. , .un. "How much did that fello\\ pa) for tho e ticket to Par·ifal ?"
\It .... Potter - "Twelve dollar · apiece."
Pre t. ,· .m1 --"He mu ... t I on· mu ic. ..
"Po, sthl). and on the other hand. he ma) h:n e \'er) little re pert fort\\ rive dollar ."

Hanr) Hendrr on to Her ", h.tll \\t' tal or dance?"

, he- "1 am 'en ti rt'd. lrt · dance."