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Prot. Haddoc - ·· nd the) are?"
he- ) < ur elf and another man. ''

~I i I ne/ ar on on h ing a ·ed wh) he did not Qet married. mad thi repl) :
.. I } ;n e tlur< th n.... n 111) home that remind me ot a man: parrot that cur e all
mornin2. a do.! th lt p l\\ I all th afternonn and a cat that t;n out all nidH. Deli, e1
n e from men ...

he to Pro f. H add or ·-"If \ ou in i t upon ·nm\ i ng, there are t\\ o rea on "h)
lan 't marr) ) ou."

\\hen the roll 1 lalled up )Onder, nm \\II B there.

If Je'' \\ood\\ard had a nightmare. would Jame :addler and~ ton hrea ·er?

unnall) ' the he t, made ort\ ) ear ago.

· \l1 unnally." complained Loi Die < n, '' I don't feel well."
'That' too had, m) dear." aid :\Ii unnally )mpathetically. "where do )OU
feel the \\or t ?"
"In the ( 1erman cla . "

Elarhec relei, ed a letter uppo edh from Dr . .:\Iontague. He immediateh "ent
home and ta\ ed five da) e act!). \Vhen he carm hac . the p ·r on \\ ho had ~\ ritten
the letter ,t ked if he went home hecau e he "a, u pended. He aid he did. \\ell.
tl en." he fir t a ·ed. ''wh) did )0\1 want to come balk when )OU \\er ome h pped ?''
"\\Tell. on the in ide. the letter aid I wa tired and on the out ide it aid: Return
"1thu1 f1, e da' to nlumbia ollege. La e 1 y. Florida."

lon:~o Folk --"Loom . wh n 1 that marria Ye coming o ')"
Loom-. Hlitch-"\\'"ell. ''hen I propo ed to her. he a ·ed me for a little time to
ma ·e up her mind."
Folk -"Oh! 'o he male that up, too. doe he?"

Prof. Long-":\1 r. 'oilier. what 1. a ,·acuum ?"
ollier-''1 have it in my head. profe or, but I can't tell it."

Prof. Lon r (in the pll\ ll da )- " ame the unit of po\\er . .:\Ir. \\hi e."
I•'". \\""hitr (\\~a .. ing up) - ' Tl1r \v·ha ,,.
Prof. Long-" orrect. n) que ion ?"

The pe mi t-"'I he be t luck am man can ha,·e i ne\ er o ha\ e he n horn; hu
that rldc>n1 happen to an)one.''

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