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MaJor or Colonel ? since they can't understand the allusions. 1 myself
did not like it at all."
Ccnnt.\:->D.\'>1' (at a ladies recitation of commis-
S \t·~~"· .- " Oh, how can you say that! Its simply
sioned officers). " ~Iajor Rowe, what i · the differ
fine' But then, you must know a little something
ence b.:tween the insignia of rank of ~[ajor and Lieu-
about mythology and history to appreciate it. "
tenant Colonel ? "
Row E.- " I don't think there b any, sir. " Anglo Suon Words.
Ccnn1 \:->D.\:->1'. ''Then we may expect you to
ha\·e these other cadets call you Lieutenant Colonel, PROF. \\'. (in logic).-" Wilson, \\hal is a
ruay we not, sir? 1 1 fallacy .''
0 . K. \\' II.SO'> .-" Something that has no truth in it. "
PROI'. \\-. " ;o.;o, sir 1 That's a lie 1 "
The" Ycll':->G ' ' SoPH upon being asked how the
little stenographer was, replied, "He's O.K." The Choostng Boy.
In Geometry Class. I leimburger is somewhat of a choosing disposi-
tion. llis choice in jewel is the Pearl, in flower« , the
ST.\TE Sl'PT. SHEETS (visiting Fresh. ~lath l -
Lillie, in food, Oats O'its l. an( d) a Bell is his favorite
'' This is about as hard as Cuban language to under-
stand.' ' musical instrument.
Nohce.
A Ddlicult PsychologiCal Problem.
M Rl• :-: .-" Pat, someone ha~ made a standing Special attenlton is called to the fact that Frankie
date with her for Friday nights after this week ., LeRoy Carrel carries a select line of Phologr.tphic
PAT. "I have one for this week all 0 . K. Sure Supplies, Dark Rooms, Cleveland \'iews, and makes
Pup! ,, \·irginian Scenes a specialty If you would add to
your art collection, something rare and novel , get one
The Houseboat on the Styx.
of those graphic word pictures which he presents
The '99GR-\Ill" \1'E . - " I don't see why the lower daily to all with whom he may chance to come in
classwen enjoy T he Houseboat on the Styx so much , contact